Every time I see the trailer for that new Will Smith movie I just think “All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you they will kill you, but first they must catch you.”
Every time I see the trailer for that new Will Smith movie I just think “All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you they will kill you, but first they must catch you.”
When I dyed my hair bright red, I joked about the “Little Mermaid realness” I was serving. After a year hiatus from performing, a producer asked me to revive my burlesque act. I had no idea what I wanted to do, but I joked about doing a Little Mermaid bit and it killed. So, I got to work on…
Flightless they may be
High in branches of my heart
Is where they will stay
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Spittlebugs are pests, sucking the sap from garden plants and using it to make their protective, slimy froth. Eventually they grow into froghoppers. But while they are in their nymph form, if you gently scoop one out of its foam, you’ll find that it’s weirdly adorable and almost invisibly small.
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bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBED HOW I FEEL
I dont care if this is one of those annoying comments, thank you so much for making this comic. Thank you thank you thank you for saying what I can never find words to describe
I can relate to this so much.
TOP 10 GAMING RULES OF ALL TIME (by notes)
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.
there’s still good in this world
At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.
Go trigger warn some shit
That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.
Mother. Fucking. This.
People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.
Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.
He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.
He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”
So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.
I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon.
This is why I love the Colbert Show.
Stephen Colbert is basically my hero.
Tomatoes are yummy and Colbert is funny. I do not find him offensive, there is a big difference between intentionally offensive humour and satire. My feeling on satire can be summed up with my love of Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathan Swift and Stephen Colbert.
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